“Every so often my wife sends me these cute texts like, ‘Heyyy’ and ‘Come upstairs, your kids clogged their toilet.'”
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“Every so often my wife sends me these cute texts like, ‘Heyyy’ and ‘Come upstairs, your kids clogged their toilet.'”